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Palestinians DO Control the Media

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The Anti-Defamation League (ADL, pronounced “addle”), has been quick to condemn the opinion piece “Jews DO control the media,” published in the Times of Israel on 1 July, 2012.  At a news conference attended by thousands of journalists, ADL spokesperson Abbie Foxwoman proclaimed,

This is a scurrilous and anti-Semitic accusation, and I expect you all to say so in your publications and television and radio programmes.

“The proof is that the piece was published under an assumed name and in an anti-Semitic Palestinian publication like the Times of Israel.  If a real Jew had written it, it would have appeared in the New York Times or Washington Post or a host of other publications like the ones that you represent.  And furthermore, the ADL would have received an advance copy.  The fact is that Palestinians permeate and control the media.”

One journalist nevertheless asked,

Regardless of our own beliefs and loyalties, we need to provide facts to support what you say.  What evidence is there for this accusation?

“Are you kidding?” replied Foxwoman.  “They’re everywhere.  Look at Palestinians Noam Chomsky and Ed Herman, who wrote a handbook on how to manufacture public consent.  And who hired Charleton Heston to play Moses in The Ten Commandments?  Do you think a Jew would have done that?  And what about Palestinian humor and Palestinian themes in show business?  Or the Palestine lobby in Washington, where AIPAC (American Israel Public Affairs Committee) can’t even get a bill passed without one or two members of Congress voting against it or abstaining.

At the conclusion of the press conference, Foxwoman thanked everyone for coming.  “We appreciate your efforts to assure that public gets news that is fair and balanced, i.e. all the news that is fit to print.  And we will be sure to let you know what does or does not fit that description.”
 

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8 Responses to Palestinians DO Control the Media

  1. who_me July 8, 2012 at 9:56 pm #

    “where AIPAC (American Israel Public Affairs Committee) can’t even get a bill passed without one or two members of Congress voting against it or abstaining.”

    that is a serious problem. even a tiny bit of resistance can grow into a little bit of resistance. and we all know that a little resistance can easily become a little bit more than a little resistance. the effect can snowball until one wakes up one morning to find that the grounds of one’s mansion are filled with angry, shouting goys brandishing ropes and farm impliments.

    we’ll have to get our people on those 2 or 3 recalcitrants and frame them for crimes or something, before their bad example sparks further rebellion.

  2. Ariadna Theokopoulos July 8, 2012 at 10:04 pm #

    You gave yoursef away, you jihad lover!
    You wrote both articles!
    Like a disgusting Pasiphaë (if I say so myself!) hiding yourself in a wooden cow to be ravished by the Palestinian bull, you then had the cow (with yourself in it) brought inside the walls of Times of Israel where innocent and unsuspecting trojans, I mean timesofisralelis welcomed you to their ruin.
    And now you dance shamelessly and laugh at their humiliation.

    • who_me July 8, 2012 at 10:31 pm #

      nah, i’m just a simple minion of satan. ask searching when she returns to work on monday.

      • who_me July 8, 2012 at 10:34 pm #

        oops, i got confused and thought that at’s comment was a reply to my comment.

  3. Blake July 8, 2012 at 10:31 pm #

    Oh my the truth is proving to be anti semitism AGAIN. I wish they would not use an Antonym dictionary when nagging.

  4. etominusipi July 8, 2012 at 10:51 pm #

    “maybe it’s Philisteins that run the media?

    on which topic, or rather off it, is the Samson option a put or a call? where is the smart money on this one?

    i feel a compulsion here also to mention the sphinx and the hanging gardens of Babylon, in the interests of geohistrionic balance…”

    Horace Worthington The Nonporkivorous Hegemony

    • Ariadna Theokopoulos July 8, 2012 at 11:21 pm #

      I would have said a put option but I fear that it is in fac tone of those insoluble riddles like “Who shaves the barber who shaves all the men who don’t shave themselves?”

  5. Blake July 9, 2012 at 10:49 pm #

    Abbie Foxwoman. Classic

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