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Hurricane Quenelle Has Been Cancelled

Attention people of Réunion, Comores, Maurice, Madagascar and Zimbabwe: Hurricane Quenelle, scheduled for the 2014-2015 hurricane season has been cancelled! It will not be permitted to do its thing under this name, but only following rebaptazing and acquiring a name that is not offensive to Jewish sensitivities. Hurricanes, according to custom, are named two years […]

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Islam Must Be Reformed!

Transcript of the Address to the Select Committee of (redacted) by (redacted). Mr. President, Mr. Treasurer and Esteemed Colleagues, I stand before you not as an executive but as a colleague willing to speak frankly. Mistakes have been made that must be acknowledged and confusion seems to have slowed our progress, which must be eliminated […]

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Information War for Ukraine

Information War for Ukraine

“The information war for Ukraine” – Satirical German program “Die Anstalt” (Eng Subs) German comedians once again satirize the lies insistently propagated by the German MSM about the tragedy that is Ukraine in a sketch that has the audience laughing and applauding. The image of the Novorussiya defense fighter showing a toy picked up in […]

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Beheading Bonanza Begets Istanbullywood

Beheading Bonanza Begets Istanbullywood

I have received a request to review the trailer of a Turkish TV drama series of the Islamic terrorism subgenre produced in February 2014 by the large and growing Turkish movie industry dubbed Istanbullywood. The Turkish TV drama was called Valley of the Wolves and it has been well received by the public. According to wikipedia, […]

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Beheading Stock Value Threatened by Dumping

Cameron got his much needed beheading video and expressed appropriate revulsion as well as his determination to join the US “Coalition of the Willing to Attack Syria.” I am summarizing; those were not his exact words. Apparently the videos released by SITE showing the beheadings of the two somewhat American, not all that humanitarian and […]

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Thank You, MEMRI!

MEMRI (the Middle East Media Research Institute) is … But let us be fair and admit that MEMRI also does a service to the Western world by promoting Arab and Muslim culture, and their views and attitudes towards Israel and its supporting Western powers. In its efforts to portray the Muslim world in general, and Arabs […]

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The First Victim of 9/11

Remembering Tech Titan Danny Lewin, the Fighting Genius on Flight 11 The first victim of the 9/11 attacks was a veteran of an elite IDF unit, as well as an innovative Internet entrepreneur Just when you thought you had heard all the 9/11-related anecdotes you wanted to hear, you encounter a new one that takes your […]

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9/11 — The Plus Side

Millions have died, a never-ending “war on terror” is being pursued, the US Constitution (starting with the Bill of Rights) has been shredded, all as a direct result of 9/11. All this is true and amply documented. Nevertheless, I think it is time now that someone tried to approach the far more difficult topic of the […]

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Beheadings — A review

Beheading videos — a new terror genre deserve attentive reviews. This is actually a review of reviews but since only two reviews were included I call it a mini-meta-review. Reading a theater critic’s review of, say, a certain staging of “Richard III” one does not expect to read his opinions of 15the century England or […]

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Ukraine-Conflict

Russia guilty of improper humanitarian aid

After Russia’s delivery of humanitarian aid to eastern Ukraine on August 22-23, US and Ukrainian officials accused the Russians of invasion, breach of sovereignty and military intervention.  In order to clarify the legal implications of the action, I consulted a Ukrainian expert who prefers to remain anonymous for fear that it might affect his chocolate […]

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Rampant Anti-semitism Bursts Out in Guatemala

Jewish Community Forced Out of Guatemalan Village Evidence that rampant anti-semitism is bursting out worldwide, reaching even remote villages in Guatemala, is strikingly described in the news report below. The natives in a Guatemalan village had no prior contact  with Jews, no Holocaust education and were not recipients of any IMF loan. In scientific terms they […]

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The Holocaust™/Anti-Semite© Card

The Holocaust™/Anti-Semite© Card, Don’t Leave Home without it!   Adverts occasionally sneak into blogs disguised as comments. We realize what they are and simply scroll over them. I found this one, posted by someone who signs ‘LeseMajeste,’ appended as a comment to the Holocaust Triptych article initially published elsewhere. I realized immediately that it actually […]

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German Ridicule Stings

German Ridicule Stings

German TV show ridicules ‘evidence’ of Russian involvement in Ukraine crisis The German television has taken liberties lately, ridiculing the pro-junta, anti-Russia propaganda that attempts to mask USrael’s agenda in Ukraine. Here is an example of daringly irreverent German satire. The video is in German (without captions in English) but RT provides a summary of […]

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Don’t Shoot I’m Your Granpa!

“Don’t Shoot, I’m Your Granpa’!” could be the slogan of Poroshenko’s new measure meant to deal with the two serious problems in Ukraine’s military: desertions of hundreds of soldiers sent to Novorossiya to fight the fratricidal war decreed by the oligarchs’ junta and the burning of draft cards by Ukrainians who refuse to get conscripted […]

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Garnier Israel

Showing love for Israeli and Hamas fighters

The aesthetic side of killing has not escaped Garnier.   The beauty products company wants Israeli women soldiers to look their best and feel clean and comfortable as they participate in the killing of Palestinian men, women and children and destroy their homes, schools and hospitals.  Garnier has provided care packages to Israeli women soldiers […]

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Failed US Kidnapping

Retired Venezuelan General Hugo Carvajal Detained on U.S. Petition U.S. Alleges Carvajal Has Ties to Drug Trafficking, Colombian Marxist Rebels CARACAS, By KEJAL VYAS and JUAN FORERO Updated July 24, 2014 9:53 p.m. ET Venezuela—American probes into cocaine-smuggling to the U.S. has led to the first indictments of Venezuelan officials who worked at the top […]

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Stewbert

Wow! Stewart, Colbert speechless about Gaza

CORRECTION:  Stewart did this segment on July 14, 2014: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqKu5rSTyP8. Obviously, nothing of significance has happened since then, which means that no muzzling is taking place. This reporter has learned that by an extraordinary coincidence, neither Jon Stewart of The Daily Show nor Stephen Colbert of The Colbert Report has anything to say about the […]

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Jewish Reporter’s Life Endangered by NBC News

Ayman Mohyeldin, the Arab American NBC News correspondent who personally witnessed the killing by Israel of four Palestinian boys on a Gazan beach and who ‘has received widespread praise for his brave and innovative coverage of the conflict’, was told by NBC executives to leave Gaza immediately. According to an NBC source, the executive decision was […]

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Germany Goes Low Tech

Germany goes low tech in an effort to counteract US espionage — typewriters instead of computers Deputies of the German Parliament are seriously considering the use of typewriters in order to counter espionage on the part of the US, Chairman of the Bundestag Committee of inquiry into the activities of the NSA in Germany Patrick Sensburg […]

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Diane Sawyer lies

Barb Weir apologizes to Diane Sawyer

Diane Sawyer, Anchorwoman ABC World News Dear Diane, I confess that I am the source of the problems on your Wednesday, July 9, 2014, ABC World News show. Here’s what happened. I was visiting my friend, Faye Kenooz who is one of the junior editors for your show.  She was editing the segment and asked […]

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Kerry-shhh

John Kerry: Thank God for al-Nusra!

As President Obama proposes to raise the level of US involvement in Syria and Iraq, I sat down with Secretary of State John Kerry to discuss the roles of Jabhat al-Nusra, the Islamic State in Iraq and the Levant (ISIL) and the countries that all know what is better for Iraq and Syria than do […]

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US Map of Religions

I came across this 2010 map of the distribution of self-declared non-Christian religious affiliations in the US by state and while some of the information in it was not surprising, much of it was nothing short of a revelation to me. It explains not only the stranglehold Buddhism has over our public life and culture […]

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