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Osama Bin Laden — the Gift That Keeps on Giving

Carlotta Gall has a lot of it. Gall. Maybe “gall” is the wrong word due to its pejorative connotation. Carlotta is a brave journalist reporting truthfully in the bastion of accurate reporting, NYT, not caring about appearances. So all her reports align with the neocon agenda, so be it! Let the chips fall where they […]

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Queen Esther Competition — A proposal

Israel holds a Miss Holocaust Survivor competition, “designed to help the contestants and the survivors watching to come to grips with their survival and boost their self-esteem.” I was impressed to read that the pageant’s organizers on this occasion were The International Christian Embassy, a pro-Israel evangelical organization that partners with Helping Hand for a […]

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The US-Russia Rapport Then and Now

Right after the collapse of the Soviet Union, the heads of the two states had a very cordial rapport: Yeltsyn got full support and praise from the US and he, in exchange, let the American economic gurus-backed “entrepreneurs” buy up Russia’s resources for a song, making them oligarchs. The relationship between Obama and Putin is […]

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Dieudonnée: “We’re All Slaves of the Same System”

This video was taped before one of (if not the very) last performance of Dieudonnée’s show The Wall, which was banned thereafter and for which he was sued again (a total of about a dozen suits) for “incitement to hate.” In addition to a summarized translation I have included links and footnotes to clarify the […]

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Inflation Jacks Up the Price of Color Revolutions

US, EU Paying Ukrainean Rioters is the title of the Press TV report below  confirming the ‘bears do indeed sleep in the woods” type of claim that the US and EU are paying protesters, trying to start another color revolution in the  Ukraine. That is not what got my attention. It was the escalating cost of […]

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Rights of Return All Around

Portugal becomes 2nd country, after Israel, with a Jewish law of return Spanish ruling party submits bill on Jewish return [These are the screaming headlines in Times of Israel announcing the epochal news described in the article below. The backgrounder of these decisions by the two Iberic governments, however, is much bigger news and has only come […]

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Quenelle and Shoa-nanas

One does not need to know French to enjoy this clip in which Dieudonée supposedly entertains Netanyahu, Hollande and co. in Jerusalem singing Shoa-nanas, the Quenelle movement’s anthem. The intro contains images that need no words. The final images show a paint roller with the words: “Let’s erase LICRA” (the Jewish lobby in France). The […]

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Animals

These are some of the photos of animals and people posted on Fig Trees and Vineyards without captions. Chicken: “Is the rooster across the road out yet?” Cat: “I don’t mind the stupid apron as long as I get to lick the cream saucer.” Dog: “Don’t say anything. Just hold me.The contest means nothing to […]

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the immortal mullah nasruddin

1 One day it happened that a renowned philosopher and moralist was travelling through Nasruddin’s village and asked him if he could recommend a good place to have lunch. Nasruddin suggested somewhere and the scholar, desirous of conversation to accompany his repast, invited the Mullah to join him. Much obliged, Nasruddin guided the scholar to […]

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The Pope Should Get Cracking!

Is the Pope thinking what I thought when I saw this? POPE’S HARLEY DAVIDSON SMASHES EXPECTATIONS AT PARIS AUCTION The 2013 Harley DavidsonSuper Glide Custom A 1,585cc Harley-Davidson Dyna Super Glide, donated to Pope Francis last year and signed by him on its tank, is displayed ahead of Bonham’s sale of vintage and classic cars, […]

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Dieudonée’s Humor Test

With thanks to Paul Eisen (‘The Jews’ complain’) for discovering this short film. This short silent film is called The Anti-Semite, which is what Dieudonée’s detractors have labelled him. In it, Dieudonére is at the Auschwitz Museum, an interactive horror show whose advertisers seeking to attract visitors promising a unique “spectacle of horrors and desolation.” […]

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Palestinians’ Limited Understanding of Truth

The concept of “Truth” is a great divider. On the one side are the Palestinians (Muslims and Christians), and on the other the Jews, in Israel as well as in the “diaspora.” The Palestinian, or non-Jewish, concept of truth is limited by the radical and fanatically held notion that a statement, claim, or historical account […]

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Netanyahu: Quote of the Week

Jerusalem (AFP) – Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu accused Palestinian leaders Sunday of “inciting hatred,” as US Secretary of State John Kerry visited the region to push peace talks forward. “The Palestinians are continuing their campaign of inciting hatred, as we have seen in the last few days with their refusal to recognise Israel as […]

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Anti-Semitism in Sports

Let us hope that football fans in Britain will put pressure on the English Football Association to punish Anelka appropriately, not just banning him, for his outrageous anti-semitic act, which he claimed was a not anti-semitic but anti-establishment, as if he could fool anyone by using synonyms. Furthermore, his anti-semitic gesture may well be construed as […]

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Generalisimo Ariel Sharon, Still Undead but Not Feeling Well

“JERUSALEM (AP) — Former Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon, who has been in a coma for eight years, was in critical condition on Thursday, clinging to life after a decline in the functioning of various bodily organs, his doctors said. Dr. Zeev Rotstein, director of Tel Hashomer hospital, said Sharon’s condition had deteriorated over the […]

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Shabbat Goyim Subgroup: The Copulatory Covenant

The Urban Dictionary defines Shabbat Goy (variant spellings: Shabbos, Sabbath, Sabbath) as follows: Originally, a non-Jew who does work on Sabbath that a Jew] cannot do. In modern times, it is a non-Jew who toadies to the every wish and whim of the Jews, especially in politics, or a non-Jew who is heavily supportive of […]

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Continuing American Humiliation of Israel

Congress Triples Obama’s Request for Military Aid to Israel The US Congress has authorized $284 million to fund Israel’s missile systems program, triple the amount the Obama administration had requested. The bill, introduced jointly by the House of Representatives and Senate budget committees, includes $33.7 million to improve the Arrow Weapon System, $117 million for […]

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Iran Still Doesn’t Get it

Iran should be grateful to CNN for improving President Rouhani’s responses to Amanpour in his interview by CNN, but Iranians do not seem to comprehend the centrality of the Holocaust in any discussions about the Middle East, US foreign policy, or war. Furthermore, irrelevant statements made by Rouhani that only impede the flow of the […]

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The European Union Bullies Israel

As the video shows, there was an incident between European Union (EU) diplomats and the Israeli army, which is not uncommon when civilians (foreign civilians at that) interfere with military operations of national security. What is shocking, however, is the disproportionate response of the EU, who went so far as to “demand an explanation” and […]

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Jews News

Am I the only one tired of Leslie Bravery’s exclusive focus on Palestinians in every one of her reports? I thought I would offer some balance here, from Times of Israel. European Diplomats Sticking Their Noses Where They Don’t Belong Reuters.– KHIRBET AL-MAKHUL, West Bank (Reuters) – Israeli soldiers manhandled European diplomats on Friday and […]

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Draft of Obama Speech

The following, which was delivered to me by a confidential source, is an apparent draft of a speech to be delivered by U.S. President Barack Obama to the American people.  It is full of amendments and changes that I have not had time to remove, and it may be incomplete.  However, I publish it for […]

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Assad agrees to cooperate in “symbolic strike” against Syria

The Assad regime in Syria today agreed to cooperate in a “symbolic strike” against itself.  “We understand the need for the U.S. to maintain its prestige and credibility,” said a Syrian government official, on condition of anonymity, “and if bombing some unused installation in the middle of nowhere will make them feel better, we’re willing […]

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Obama constituency overwhelmingly supports war with Syria

Despite a Reuters/Ipsos poll showing that only 9% of Americans support military intervention in Syria, the White House today assured the public that a more recent and reliable poll leaves no doubt that the President’s constituency favors war. The poll was conducted by Defense Industries Systems Information, Inc. (DIS Information).   It shows that 99.9% prefer […]

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Good News for Jews!

As a proud and tireless supporter of the State for Jews I read the recent news with the emotion of a passionate advocate whose dream is acquiring the strong contour of evolving completion. Israel was so last century! Such a tragic and erroneous detour! New Jewish Settlements in Russian ‘Jewish state’ Posted on August 25, […]

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Artist rendering of U.S. foreign policy

US vows retaliation for rebel chemical weapon use

  The United States today assured the world that the “red line” against chemical weapons use applies equally to both the Assad government in Syria and the rebel forces.  “We are not hypocrites,” said White House spokesperson Janus Touphaisse. “We have the same standards for everyone.” I met later with Mr. Touphaisse for further details. […]

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Pope John Paul and Jimmy Savile

Jimmy Savile to be canonised after miracle of how he got away with it for so long confirmed

Apparently if it can be confirmed that someone performed at least three miracles during their lifetime, the Church will consider making them a Saint. If that’s true, Jimmy Savile should be canonised. Because after all, there are three Savile miracles all of us can confirm: MIRACLE 1 – with all the resources and expertise available […]

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Peace Process

Netanyahu, Abbas agree to peace talks; listening doubtful

This reporter has gained exclusive access to the agreements between Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas and Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu that would allow the twenty-year old peace talks between Israel and the Palestinian Authority to resume.  The arrangements were brokered by U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry.  Here are some details: The talks will […]

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Jewish Snakes and Kosher Sharks

JEWISH SNAKES AND KOSHER SHARKS by  GILAD ATZMON The Jewish Chronicle reported yesterday that an Israeli man was rushed to the hospital after a snake bit his penis during a visit to the toilet. The 35-year-old received medical treatment after feeling a “sharp burning sensation” on bhis penis last Friday. The man was sitting on […]

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Samantha Power: Israel to replace US on Security Council

Samantha Power, President Barack Obama’s nominee to replace outgoing U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations, Susan Rice, has promised to push for a UN Security Council seat for Israel. (Loyalty to Israel is considered a prerequisite for high office, and creative ways of advancing Israel’s agenda are often rewarded with career advancement.) “The United States […]

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Stupidity in America

How stupid does one have be to be hired as a newscaster in American television? Just dumb doesn’t cut it. Does an idiot have a chance or a moron, or would they be elbowed out of the way by certified imbeciles? Watch this newscaster read a purported list of the names of the pilots on […]

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“Snowden still working for us” says CIA

Reliable sources in the ICU section of the CIA confirmed to this reporter that whistle-blower Edward Snowden is “still working for us” and “doing a great job.” My puzzlement elicited further explanation.  “We have more than a million people involved in some kind of surveillance.  It was bound to become public at some time, so […]

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Barak Obama Blackilocks

According to abcnews, a Russian military unit has arrived in Syria, which a United Nations Security Council source told ABC News was “a bomb” certain to have serious repercussions. “The Russian Black Sea fleet’s Iman tanker has arrived in the Syrian port of Tartus on the Mediterranean Sea with an anti-terror squad from the Russian […]

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